It's terrible and it should know it.

The joke was not funny. The hospital is not trying to get people to stop smoking, it is just trying to get people to stop smoking there.

Thanks Gizmodo, this article is right on thy*shot*

I don't get why he has two pairs of sunglasses.

Maybe when CERN makes a black hole that destroys Europe.

I suppose they are only targeting it at the area of the tumor, the rest of the body should be unaffected.

Meanwhile Vader is trying to destroy the final horrocrux so that Durza dies thus returning peace to the Nautilus.

James is a brave man, he dove to the bottom of the ocean and did it all in a submarine called Challenger.

I preferred the subway version.

"Now presenting the newest addition to the iFamily, the iTrap!"

Don't we all want the Trapdoor app?

I guess I'm just a lucky one, as far as a light prick, the hook has never gone far enough to cause any real damage.

Well, Apple doesn't really have much to do with Orange.

I think it would be something like "Kazzy".

*Phnoydle

I agree with what he said, if I have an emergency where I am unable to warn the doctors and/or tell them to remove the magnet, I think my finger giving birth to a magnet would be the least of my worries.

1. Oh hey, I crapped an iPad!

But the "Touch it, we know you want to" sign would be perfect.

Just one hook on one line isn't hard at all, a few thousand may be though.

At least he didn't draw with blood.