You can't.

Umm, sorry, you forgot the #corrections hashtag, how can we correct something without first killing a little bit more of the English dictionary via hashtags anyway?

I was literally scrolling through the comment section looking for the first person to post this.

Ok, so if I ever run into a deer on my lawn/yard, I should shoot?

So, the password is noidont?

I really want that cube, any way to DIY it?

My friend's dad died of cancer on wednesday, February first.

The FDA is just trying to say that they are hooked on themselves.

What are the chances of you guys looking for an intern that doesn't live in the United States three years from now?

Suddenly I want an internship.

Not even finished his first day? Must not be very nice being a Gizmodo intern... Any thoughts from the mods?

Sorry, is it PMSA or PSMA?

I think you mean "So. Much. Fail." Which is why it is now your new lunch break site.

Beethoven had the bigger zings so... Beethoven wins IMHO.

Great, all I did in 5th grade was solve anagrams that my English teacher didn't even know existed.

I can't believe that after reading so many of the previous comments, nobody has linked to [clientsfromhell.net]

This had a little bit of funny and a little bit of offensive....

Something like your "It Works Better" story happened to me although way dumber, someone called me panicked because the internet wasn't working on his laptop... I moved the wifi switch a little bit and turned it back on.

I would go all "Yes but don't worship it... Me..."

Dang, beaten. I only have somewhere over half.