krev
Krev
krev

I have seen faster. *mixes blood types*

I kind of want to hug you right now.

Please stop making me hate my recently purchased Cave Story+

First few seconds (before the guy showed up) made me think we were in Aperture again... Oh dear lord not again.

Not the same site but serves the same purpose.

... Whaaaa?

As if the acute minds that he is teaching would notice.

... People use a ruler for that?

He asked to solve for X, you get an F and that means he rips your skin off.

I am a nerd and I don't fight like that!

Silent Hill didn't scare me.

How is 5 longer than 69?

England and Australia, what's that?

Except that there is a pretty cool fight after that which is not actually as cool as I said it is and I only advertised it as cool to troll but I am a failed troll so you're gonna point and laugh while I sulk in Mr. Corner (yes I did just reference Soul Eater.)

Or doj.me

It has most likely been slashdotted (or as we like to say around these parts, Lifehackered.)

Same here except I have it worse because someone stole my 4th generation iPod.

I need an upgrade to my laptop.