... People use a ruler for that?

He asked to solve for X, you get an F and that means he rips your skin off.

I am a nerd and I don't fight like that!

Silent Hill didn't scare me.

How is 5 longer than 69?

England and Australia, what's that?

Except that there is a pretty cool fight after that which is not actually as cool as I said it is and I only advertised it as cool to troll but I am a failed troll so you're gonna point and laugh while I sulk in Mr. Corner (yes I did just reference Soul Eater.)

Or doj.me

It has most likely been slashdotted (or as we like to say around these parts, Lifehackered.)

If you own an iPad, you can download this theme [www.freeithemes.com]

Same here except I have it worse because someone stole my 4th generation iPod.

Please refer to my previous comment [gizmodo.com]

I need an upgrade to my laptop.

I don't know pi that far and I wouldn't bother going that far with the Fibonacci sequence, no, I have my own number game with repetitions and monotony that nobody will want to remember even though it looks as if my fingers were dancing tango on my keyboard.

Is it bad that I keep myself warm by placing my hands under my laptop?

I remember my password because it is a number game which extends 24 characters and nobody, even after having seem me type it dozens of times has been able to copy it.

I have a gift of taking a tape recorder everywhere I go and recording my entire life... What was your email password again?

Or a picture of the face of Hugo Chavez.

Those things aren't implemented in all ATMs? Odd, I see them on every ATM in the city.

Then it will want a dog, then a goat, then a cow.