David Thorne is among troll nobility.

You just HAD to remind me of that insect overlord meme... Even though spiders are not insects.

Please be a joke, please be a joke.....

Wait a second... far too low an estimate? That doesn't make me feel better.

Please forgive the unblissful ignorance but... Why is stem cell research so controversial?

Well, I am yet to fill 10% of my 3.something gigabyte account.

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My OCD would end up making me twitch endlessly due to the space before Folder.

Feels great, doesn't it?

imagine if the pigs got a hold of my Lifehacker accoink oink oink oink.

My downloads folder! It's not messy!!!!

You can ask someone to write a greasemonkey script to do that, shouldn't be too hard.

I would not trust my passwords for anything to a piggy bank, you never know what those pigs are planning.

Suddenly #ACTA.

Not threatened by things like ACTA? Sign me up.

#corrections

That's awesome, I would promote you if it weren't for the fact that you have a star.

I never studied either, I would have been best in class if it wouldn't have been for the fact that homework sucks and I never did it.

Well played random hacker, well played.

"Recycling the iPad2 dual-core processor into the everything-else-recycled iPhone isn't innovation"