I am enthralled with the $3120 vibrator.

I just booked it. Between this, the deep fried maple leaves, and the massive McDonald’s fries if I ever get homesick, I think Japan has just taken the top fat American vacation spot.

Use the Hot Springs as an equivalent exchange for the beach!

as with all things since the beginning of times:
- equilibrium is best.

what is the point of having space if you have no use for it? what is the point of having things you don’t use? the key, is having what you need and enjoy.

i don’t like laying down in hard floors, and i need places to keep my stuff, so some furniture…

Nice. My current ringtone is Jon Lajoie singing “Old people burning! Old people burning! Put your hands up!” When I first created the ringtone I went to the pharmacy section of Wal-Mart and had a friend call me back. All those old people in line for prescriptions... Good times.

You know what’s weird? What if someone DIDN’T want one?

That thing is a giant nature eraser.

Yeah this. I’m glad I only have my wii u to feed discs into at this point because console games are getting out of hand expensive here.

Seconded. When I pick wild blueberries in the mountains to have with my camp pancakes, it is not “wildcrafting”, I am foraging for edibles. When I fish in a stream on that same hiking trip, I am fly fishing, not “troutcrafting”.

Maybe they’ll find what’s left of Brendan Fraser’s career in there, too...

Anybody who doesn’t laugh at Swedish Chef Karaoke is dead inside.

Man, you even got me here. Please continue to only use your powers for good. This is one of my favorites:

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

I believe that the Rock Band 4 experience leverages the core strategy of rhythm based gaming, with a synergy of great songs. It’s better than any other game on the market, and I’ve heard that it will cure cancer. In addition our new line of instruments are crafted with plastic enhanced with unicorn tears, and the…

“Out of your $12 mil of hotel tax, only 1.4% percent goes to the SF Public Libraries. So that’s $168,000.”

In a perfect world, the Habs win the Cup this year, Price wins Vezina, Subban wins Norris, Pacioretty wins MVP, and Brad Marchand’s head explodes.

I will politely disagree... Elisha Cuthbert is ridiculously hot. Just my opinion, man.

I didn’t get one till ‘89. I got it for christmas with that charming tmnt game.

@kreepmode: Sorry. The comment system was down, like, six times.