Good thing they’re stepping in, because all this economic insecurity is really getting out of hand.

You little troll have the nerve to tell me after what’s been coming out for months (including just tonight) that he won “fair and square?” lol Fuck off.

Stop picking on her—she’s suffered so much in life already.

who sophie? she cute?

CJ CREGG FOR PRESIDENT

first victoria’s secret, then h & m?

Poor Kellyanne, she sold her soul (and maybe hasn’t been paid), yet she’ll never hold a candle to Nan Flanagan.

I worked an overnight shift at a phone sex line in the 1990's, and I used to get all the depressives and quasi-suicidal types. No lie.

Fox/Hen house. Taxes. Russia. Whatever, give the scumbag a CHANCE. He won! You didn’t hear US whining for EIGHT years, now did you? \s

She wishes.

Hey if they get to rag about Michelle daring to bare her arms then we can rag about anything those fuckers do. They want us to stop being so high and mighty elitists? Fine we’ll get down in the dirt with them and put them through the fucking ringer. Theyre gonna find out this isnt a mudhole...its an operating table.

Let’s ask Mira Sorvino.

Thank you! I don’t like him either. But I think it’s cause he was born on third base and seems like he thinks he hit a triple. And everything I’ve seen him in has him being so fucking quirky.

Yikes. Not so good, there. Of course, this may be colored by my general dislike of Josh Gad (there’s just something about that guy), but if this is Disney’s idea of “subtle and delicious,” then yeah, yikes.

No one one is gay like Gaston,
No one is fey like Gaston,
No one can gather the hairy bears like Gaston.

In the small clip from “Gaston” that they released, you can see that Gad is using all kinds of swish and sass to create his exclusively gay performance.

for a moment, I thought there is going to be a scene where candelabra is making out with a clock.

They all seemed pretty unlikely to me, but Oscar likes their women young, so...

For some reason, I did not expect Emma Stone to be the first person from the cast of Zombieland to win an Oscar.