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2 Chainz feels the sting of 2 starz.

Gwen has the shittiest country voice, my ears are bleeding.

It’s not that it’s off topic necessarily, just, what does that add at all to the convo other than bragging? a good 40% of hetero women aren’t satisfied and you’re *shocked*!!?!? Really, that’s shocking to you? Come on... The disbelief is just to show what a good guy you are, how you would never be that guy. It’s

please stick to the music and the styles that you’re used to, voice judges.

“The golden trio” is a funny way to say “Jesus.” You really take the Trinity seriously, don’t you?

“Ugh, Mongo use fingers! Make lady caveman yell like stabbed wild pig! Make other cavemen jealous of Mongo skills!”

It’s like those “my wedding cost $3 and a box of Cracker Jacks” stories but even BETTER because nothing is better than a guy proclaiming how he’s satisfying ALL the ladies.

I will offer my “humble-admission of self-conscious body shame issues.” As a man with a not big penis, the golden trio is my co-pilot.

When Donald Trump eats pussy, he does the Cyrillic alphabet.

Dude: (gets a blowjob)

I’d add, don’t fuck a Republican guy, ladies and your chances of getting off will be incrementally greater*

Just for that I’m bringing your other comment out of the greys.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

The dress

I used to live around the corner from The Empire (the big pink pub in the movie - a long, long, LONG standing gay bar in Sydney) and the old girl ain’t what she used to be but there’s still plenty of drag! One thing that I will forever appreciate about Sydney is the relatively intact queer scene given that the scene

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Still stops my heart. Bless you, Australia

Bobby. Cate is from Sydney, city of drag. If any Sydneysider didn’t know how to do some half way decent drag, or at least have a good idea what it was meant to look like, I would be very surprised and depressed.

Cate Blanchett Is So Good at Drag That I Thought This Was Cate Blanchett Drag