And, thankfully for my nervous system, decidedly different in tone from the fare usually served up on . . . The Night Gawker.

My partner’s supposedly devout Catholic mother shoved this image with a triumphant “see! Muslims taking over the airport!!” claim.

This is getting absurd. What he was doing was stupid, shameful and betrayed a staggering lapse in judgement. But a sex crime?

Saw that someone called him Shouty Spice.

Janeane Garofalo is my spirit animal!

I believe it was Michelle Obama who said it originally.

go lock yourself in the hall closet and swallow the key

I don’t recall who said it, so I can’t give proper credit, but the gist was that Sean Spicer looks like the guy who just got bitten by a zombie and doesn’t want to tell the rest of the group.

Sean Spicer just had another meltdown, this time about the word “ban”, screaming at the press that’s not what this is (despite Trump himself using the word). I think the lies Spicer has to tell day in day out are finally getting to him.

oh fuck off

Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up for Detroit
I love this city

I definitely laughed at The Post’s qualifier.

The Grammys have been teetering on complete irrelevance for years,but I’m waiting to see if Beyonce wins for Lemonade- then they’re redeemable. They’re still too steeped in white supremacist patriarchy, but it would demonstrate that they’re not completely out of touch.

Remember when Kathryn Bigelow won the oscar instead of him. Because she directed hurt locker and he directed avatar...yea that still makes me happy

The only person that’s full of shit is you, James Cameron, thinking people want to see not one, not two but THREE FUCKING AVATAR SEQUELS. I saw Avatar. It was.....fine.

Always relevant:

It had been many years in the making, but I was completely done after fucking Meghan Trainor won Best New Artist last year.

i think it’s irony—underlining the absurdity of bieber taking a political stance against the grammys even though he’s EXACTLY the kind of artist the grammys go for: a radio-friendly pop star peddling traditionally black music with his white face slapped on it

I think it might - might - be a joke.