I am a teacher. Living with me would not be rad.

How the fuck did I get X-Tina but forget Tina Turner?

all Tinas are divine: Tina Knowles, Tina Fey, Tina Belcher, X-Tina...

I like her too. Maybe the scorn has to do with the fact that all the characters she plays are the perfect amount of self-involved and annoying to make us realise that we, the audience, are actually also self-involved and annoying? I hate anything that wakes me up to myself.

fuckin’ A

I’m sure whatever is produced will sell like wildfire.

Did the modern women ask for your opinion?

Awkwardness

Is this the band Vincent Noir got rejected from because he couldn’t fit the black skinny jeans?

I dunno, I work at a boarding school in Australia and three girls went as Serena for ‘What I Want To Do When I Grow Up’. Serena is pretty much worshipped.

Have fun watching Kath and Kim! Love that show.

Hey, they’re catchy and easy to sing along to. I’m easy!

But she even got the suburb wrong! She said on Rockwiz that it turned out she was in Coburg instead.

That was just from Sarah Silverman

I can’t afford La Mer but my face did