10/10 would pat.

10/10 would pat.

Oh, I thought there was a cream pie in this hand...

I'm finding this really interesting - I hadn't ever considered the issue from that perspective before and I'm quite embarrassed about that.

I usually fly alone and there must be a thing where they sit the unaccompanied kids next to all the single ladies because I'm always right up the back, in the window seat, with kids next to me. Every. Damn. Time.

Um, nobody was cheering her on, we were all just aware of how little we knew about the situation. By the way, you know just as little as us. Stop making horribly wild assumptions about a situation we are all ignorant about.

Or just a thing of basketballs. My best wishes are with you!

My grandmother thinks it is 'disgusting' when pregnant women wear things that don't hide that they're pregnant. I can't figure out if it's the being 82 thing or the catholic thing...

Richmond's got scurvy.

I read that whole thing thinking about Matt Smith and... I have to go now.

Chan, I love you, tho.

I just love that cunnilingus is measured in hours.

I haven't seen it either, and while somewhat annoying, I've gotta say that spoilers are so not the end of the world. Certainly not worth calling someone a dick.

My flatmate once said, and I swear this is a direct quote, "I don't want to know those facts then because I don't want to change my mind."

"WAS HE GOING FULL TUMNUS BELOW THE WAIST? Probably."

Big bags of sand...

Yeah, I once completely forgot about a test (sick, working 30hr weeks at Maccas, all overnight) and freaked out the next morning. I couldn't even think of an excuse, I just told my professor I forgot and he let me take it that afternoon. I must have been looking completely fucked.