What's an ARG? It stands for alternate reality game, and usually means it sends fans chasing from one end of the Internet to the other to crack codes and unlock story secrets.

ON YOUR RIGHT!

Aw, maaaaaannn...

They don't know about the shells...

Here you go, buddy...

"There are no crocs in the Bath Salt State." is what I was responding to.

Da fuq are you talking about?

I had to go back to the list to see what he was referencing, but I thought for sure it was #1. Nope. Just another asshole telling us as long as we don't smoke, we won't get cancer.

But, as you can see from the film, the receiver steps in to the end zone, and at that point gets hit by the rookie, going back, and to the left...

All you gotta do is show up!

"And then, the switched on the.."

...or a moose a muffin.

Betamax.

"Leaking my album is worse than Ebola, because more people have downloaded my album than have been infected with Ebola. Seriously, #ICantBreathe. Please, stop the Ebola-terror-rape attacks on my music, because Benghazi... also, 9/11. Still relevant, right?"

Holy shit. I can't even..

Yeah, she's a real class act.

I don't know...

You definitely don't need a mic to do strikes. I can't remember a time when I was matched publicly and actually talked with them..