I can’t breathe.

I wonder if they wore their MSU gear in the courtroom. 

There are much, much better ways to phrase this. Saying it was an inevitable outcome given how the US has intervened in the middle east is a lot different than implying that the 3,000ish people who died on 9/11 “deserved it”.  I wonder if he’d say that Imperial Japan “deserved” Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

I would argue that in 2019 a vast portion of our population has bastardized words like “racist” to mean “lynching black people”, so people (e.g. Trump) can argue, “See, I’m not racist, I’m not lynching black people” while saying and doing some REALLY racist shit.

You can love cars, but still think they are sometimes the wrong tool for the job (see dense urban city).

Obviously white people are the superior race, for they have the capability and time to write emails longer than the list of lies trump has spewed this month.

The fact that the sentence contains two fucking grammatical mistakes really takes the cake.

He created Adam and Eve at the same time.

Prisons have always been slave labor camps. It’s the only form of slavery still legal.

(so....uh...she’s going to win a seat here, isn’t she?)

“The trickle-down effect appears to be that some white people (notice I didn’t say, “all white people,”) have oiled their racist tongues to speak truths they’ve long held silent.”

I pay $1,500 per seat for Jets season tickets, exhibition games included (10 games x $150 =$1,500). When we complained about the preseason games being the same price as “real” games they changed the price of the tickets. Now my exhibition games only cost $50 but my real games vs the Giants and the Patriots are $250.…

“As to how the spill occurred, Bincsik points the finger at Mother Nature.”

“Work stoppages?” The first possible disruption ICE is listing in regard to detainee deaths is “detainee work stoppages?”  What the hell are they laboring on?  Did we jump straight to work camps?

I too remember the time Mother Teresa fucked a pornstar. 

Just to be clear, you clearly have no idea of how academia or academic ranks function.

An adjunct has to have the same qualifications as a full-time/tenure-track faculty member before being hired on for a specific course. Yes, they’re generally left to teach the 100/200 level courses that tenure-track/tenured faculty…

Because of course it was an English professor.

...as if we don’t have enough of a reputation for being a bunch of fart-sniffing kooks in the first place.  God damn it.

I can’t ken why they’re doing it.

Correction: Republicans have moved so far right that Attila the Hun is now a liberal softie. Obama was what was used to be considered a moderate Republican.

Most people missed that he called Netanyahu “Your Prime Minister...” when he was calling out AMERICAN Jews.