Oh, the state of my birth, why most you constantly embarrass me? And why do you keep voting in the same type of insane person and then get mad when they won’t focus on the economy?

But...but..Netflix didn’t make money from those...lol.

Got a bad feeling there will be plenty of Trump’s minions who get thrown under the bus, but Trump himself will escape legal implications/impeachment/etc.

His practiced homespun “Oh senator...” charm weirds me out.

“Reverse discrimination”

Yea. I swear that she’s 0nly there to give him his pacifier and put him down for nap-nap when he gets cranky. But even she can’t cover his ass 24-7 and so shit spills out from time to time.

Is somebody going to tell me what this no-having-chin woman knows about vocational training that she gets to attend that roundtable discussion? I’ll wait.

It’s not even worth remembering or mentioning...lol. His joke stealing ass.

“I fought the network very hard so that those conventions could come to fruition,” he said. “So, like the first episode I do, that “Black-White Supremacist” sketch. And it’s like, ‘Well, that’s 10 minutes long. It should be five minutes long.’ Why should it be five minutes long? Like, these types of conventions.…

An important distinction has been made by Comey and Rodgers:

100% truth

“Placing an inmate who has defecated upon himself in a shower to decontaminate himself is not conduct that is criminally reckless,” prosecutors wrote.

Workouts 5-6 days a week, including yoga. I’ve always been good about working out but now I rely on it in a way I didn’t before.

I smoke pot.

In all seriousness, there are multiple crises brewing in Sub-Saharan Africa right now that receive very little attention. There’s an equal number of people threatened by starvation in South Sudan, where the most powerful warlords have been waging war against each other’s tribes almost since the country achieved its…

Not enough respect? His career was built on stealing a song from the great Calvin Klein.

Singer, guitarist and songwriter Chuck Berry, a giant in the history of rock ‘n’ roll whose turbulent private life was marked by a rocky relationship with the legal system, died Saturday at the age of 90.

she liked it so she put a stamp on it.

I appreciate her commitment to actually sending letters. Like that’s some old school, “I’m gonna put a stamp on it” racism that you rarely see anymore.