" 'but you cannot sell an old man's car to a young man.' "

No slushbox.

Diggin' the RATM reference. And the Lambo of course.

The sketch factor is just too high on the scale. That saying, I think everything on Craigslist starts at least at an 8 on the sketchiness scale.

nuke it from space!

Hey you can't sit on the Audi!!! Blasphemy!

Oh, you can't forget the airfoil. No way. How else would you take off?

whoa what? A Prius can go over 90?! You're pulling my leg!

so not cool.

"News report, illegals now using Audi's on massive scale to cross border."

RICE ROCKETT!!111!11!

Is this the part where they get hosed by a fire truck?

"And you never really get a good look at her naked boobs anyway"

Oh Jalopnik, why must you tease me so with these beauties.

Of course it would be Fox....