So what we have here, effectively, is, “if you fuck a bunch of people who helped you clear a raid for the lulz, it’s cool, because it’s content.”

“Content” may well be the only epitaph humanity gets, and god damn it all, it may be all we deserve if this is the direction we’re heading.

“ninja-ing is part of the game,”

Heels might be fine in the WWE, but that’s because the people in the ring KNOW they’re up against a heel. It’s all scripted, everyone in the ring knows what’s going to happen. If the heel pulls a dick move, everyone knows in advance.

However, WoW is a public game. He’s playing with other people. Acting as a heel…

What an absolutely garbage subculture these goblins have developed.

You should also try playing Five-finger Tetris: five teenieweenie digits enter a sleeve and five come out, if four or less come out that means permadeath by the hands of an enraged family member.

I miss and remember Deadspin every day and I still cannot believe they killed it. What a herb. 

Even Fake Deadspin is now fully dead. No new articles since 11/4.

This x100, it goes by super fast. My wife and I were hitting up happy hours like crazy when our little guy was still sleeping in the stroller a lot. It was nice, but now it’s over and I have to share my Sushi with him.

I am just glad he likes Sushi. 

Jason, I’m an angry nerd on the internet. My neckbeard flows long, and full. There are no prisoners. 

To be fair, she was only three weeks old.

Congrats Jason! May your nights be less sleepless and the herbs cultivated with ham- I mean scissors.

She’s got published works at two months?  That's pretty impressive! 

I’m going to hard disagree with your daughter and say Dark Souls 3 is far from a cliche medieval fantasy. We’ve got giant leeches, bloated mutant priests, cannibals that may have eaten gods, and a giant zone of endless timelines overlapping on one another in some hellish Escher painting. There’s also a lot of…

I think your daughter is eyeing for you job, Jason.

QUICKLY, distract her with Bananas in Pajamas or whatever the lil’s watch these days

I’m a big fan of your daughter’s contributions. She’s clearly a wise old soul.

The first few months with my son were quality time. Sometimes it was enough to sit and listen to him, sometimes I’d read a book, and sometimes I’d play.

Congratulations on the new baby. Great write up, as usual. Enjoy your daughter’s immobility while it lasts.

Aw congrats on being a new dad!

“Daddy, why must you leave me and go back to working for an herb?”

Deadspin forever.