I too made a lot of shitty decisions as a 19 year-old.

I guess Koeman doesn’t know about them?

Did anyone else watch the U-17 World Cup match against Senegal yesterday? Those boys looked absolutely ready to carry the legacy of the USMNT into the future.

It’s funny that, on a US soccer discussion board, every time this is mentioned, some Dutch fans come in and give us a list of 45 other players who are ahead of Dest for LB or RB on the Orange.

Champions League semifinalists Ajax?

Releasing the video in Dutch was the ultimate troll job. If they had left off subtitles, USMNT soccer Twitter would have melted down. 

Great, the last thing we need is a clog in the development pipeline.

Jalopnik EIC Patrick George was asking for feedback:

Cross-posting my at-game note from another thread:

Listen, I agree with the sentiment, but why do folks think the G/O dickwads are reading the comments at all? I’m hard pressed to believe they have even visited Deadspin, based on the ridiculous staff requirements that were leaked...

Matt Nagy’s answers and body language in this video indicate he’s not happy about something. 

All this coverage on Deadspin of the Bears shitting themselves makes me feel like

I was thinking this the whole time he was talking. Take a couple quick shots, maybe sideline routes? You’re not going for the TD, you’re going for a few positive yards to set up the chip shot. It is true that Trubisky sucks, but an incomplete doesn’t get you into clock trouble.

No football team has ever gained yardage on a running play when the other team knew they were running. Nagy was billed as some sort of fucking offensive genius and he can’t call a play in that situation to get them a few more yards?

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Have you met the quarterback?

They know you’re running the football, so you lose three, four yards, so that wasn’t even in our process as coaches to think about that.

After all, it was nearly 20 years ago that he Hoovered up an entire building full of poltergeists in the original Luigi’s Mansion

Collecting two ghosts at once: nice.