Not sure why I got an erection while reading this but it’s the new Willenium so anything is possible.

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

He's actually standing in this picture. 

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

Is Adam Gase fired yet? Any teenager can drink ungodly amounts of energy drinks and get no sleep

There was this heartbreaking close-up at a Jets fan after the third or fourth interception, where you could see all hope had fled his body. Games like these after the games like Cowboys game are the worst as you just have so much and hype before seeing this.

I’m always kind of amazed when this happens in the NFL, these doofs like to brag about how they spend 160 hours a week eating tape, and then go out with the same game plan weeks in a row. Sometimes I only think Belichick looks smart is because everyone else is so dumb. It’s a team that schemes to do nothing but take…

“We also see dead people.”

-Each of 70,828 paying MetLife attendees

Good lord.

As this was the first time in a long while I watched the Monday Night Football broadcast, I have to give a lot of credit to the commentary team. Booger McFarland was a pretty pleasant surprise, had really good chemistry with Tessitore and even managed to provide some neat insight in to the plays.

Too much of mom’s chili

Didn’t expect this game to turn out to be a moral victory for Luke Falk.

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

lol, Domingo German and Aroldis Chapman are in the same boat as Osuna, and I’m guessing Brett Gardner isn’t stumping for Elizabeth Warren. Meanwhile, Yankee fans were actively assaulting the Astros’ players and fans throughout the series. You couldn’t have picked a worse counterexample.