Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

Make the Idiot On The Field an NFL caliber punt returner and have him juke out all the security guards. Put Kevin Harlan on the call. I would pay so much for this.

I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

That was fantastic.

My eyesight isn’t so good anymore. Can you find a larger picture next time?

Officiating doesn’t help revenue, thus seen as a negative? Guessing the same logic can be applied to drug testing, sideline physicians and NFL security.

His response: basically, he doesn’t know her.

Kind of.. but it is also confirming her lame ass comment to begin with... which is what she wanted!

Why would he know her? Should he know her? 80% of America doesn't know her.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

Can we just stop talking about She Who Must Not Be Named? It doesn’t matter to her if the press she gets is unflattering, she just wants the attention. If we ignore her she will go away.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

Yes, a very cumpelling option.

That’s sacktly what I thought a USC player would be penilized for — encrotchment.

Personal foul. Ruffin the pisser. 15 yard penalty. First down.

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