Hahaha.....4 to 5 months off? Oh, honey, I wish! I think you’re thinking of politicians!

I think you’ve been misinformed. Teachers use those (generally) 3 months out of the year to make lesson plans and pursue professional development. Like many professions, going to conferences and classes is essential to keep current on emerging developments in the field. For example, let’s say a school is getting a new…

It must be my age showing, but I think her music sucks and her lyrics are stupid. I understand at some level it’s very meta, like enumerating the multitude of ways one can pop one’s pussy is feminist... but god that music is fucking awful.

I heard somewhere 53% of white women tuned in!

Yea I’ve got some BlackBerrian Tires that are really secure also.

Am I doing this right?

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

Ooh! Fun story about the Challenger’s Plum Crazy: One of my former co-workers helped create the color. Her dad had a 70s Challenger painted the original Plum Crazy, and to this day that is her favorite car of all time. That was probably what inspired her to make the new shade.

I really wish more manufacturers would offer green again. I feel like most are not offering colors, but shades. You want a car? You can have it in white, silver, grey, or black. Oh you want a color? Well here’s a dark blue and a bright red.

If a Chinese person feels insulted over a prejudice joke, you don’t get to say otherwise. Its idiots like you is why Donald Trump’s stupidity still exists.

To anyone defending this kind of behavior, it means you’re racist piece of shiittt.

Haha, it’s funny because you’re white trash!

Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

Your occasional reminder that the value of diamonds is a complete fabrication and the concept of the diamond engagement ring is, like many modern customs, due to good marketing that really stuck the landing:

Q: What do you get when you put $4700 into a $2300 Crown Vic?

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Miata isn’t always the answer.

WHO CARES. Is it your money? Do you know how it’s used when you don’t see it at the mall? Are you “autocrossing” your Miata as “intended.”

Just because life is shitty as fuck elsewhere doesn’t mean we have to feel guilt for how “good we have it here.” Progress and equality are not mutually exclusive with backwards ass societies.