Just shut up, Alejandro. You knew what the fuck you were doing and now you’re trying to walk it back. You knew that being just outside the tunnel was visible enough to make waves and get all the right wing die-hards all turned on by your proud display of patriotic behavior.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

My father was a 24 year veteran of the Army during the WWII and Korea. As a kid I thought it was patriotism and he told me later when I was in my teens he joined because it was one of the only places a black man in the 1940's could get fair treatment and make a career. He wasn’t about to die for his country, he was…

republicans literally have no agenda beyond being anti-Obama. Its pathetic.

I know it’s a pipe dream but how I wish we were our own country.

Crowd funding a gift certificate for her because this is all our fault really.

Of course she did. We’re a country of morons that loves other morons. Look at our President, for example.

Why are cops so fucking stupid, or does it take a special kind of arsehole to be come a cop in the first place?

Shut up Natalie Portman. I quit drinking, turned 30, and then suddenly hormonal acne like WOAH!!! One week before each period, NECK ZITS!!!! And then they linger and heal for several weeks, and then, AGAIN WITH THE NECK ZITS! I’m furious.

The other day sitting near me at a restaurant a guy got up to use the bathroom or something. I saw his fries were getting cold and not worth saving, so I threw them on the floor. Outside on the patio the tables there were rusted, so I smashed them. Then walking home, this little kid had an ice cream but it was…

A lot of poor people (who are usually black or brown) live in areas called food deserts, where most stores are convenience stores or little markets with few healthy options. When you can get a burger and fries for $3 but a salad is $7, it’s obvious they’ll go for the burger meal. Crap is cheap and healthy food not so…

Kids should eat. People should have food. Food shouldn’t be politicised.

“If you wreck a Kei car in the U.S. the firemen and paramedics will have to hose you out of it” 

2nd Gear: Horrible to drive? Fuck you my Kei is anything but horrible to drive. It’s an utter delight and impossible not to smile in.

“As AG, it is my duty to ensure that the laws of the United States are enforced,” Sessions said, “there is no greater good... than preserving and strengthing the impartial rule of law.”

It was a horrible movie Kristen, let it go.

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

the rear was ripped straight off a charger