Thank you!! I can only do my best.

More or less Babe Ruth. More or less Jesus. More or less my write-in vote for president.

You disgust me.

Yeah, he’s Guay off.

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

not saying he did/didn’t make it up, but the dude is dumb as a sack of potatoes. to presume what would go on in a head that stupid is impossible for an intelligent person to comprehend

I’m just (not at all) stunned that Shaun White is a complete douchebag

These guys are doing good work. I’ll be extra excited when they find any single player DLC!

The water was “confused.”

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

Not when you consider that Rugby 7s is the national sport of Fiji.

You’ve pissed off both the horse people and the arrow people. Ask Custer what happens next.

Ah, the esoteric “Olympic archery truther”.

How much money do you think Ronnie Reagan sent to the Ayatollah back in 1980 to pay for holding the hostages then and releasing them just in time for the inauguration. They got what they were promised by Reagan in August of that year when he sold out the hostages for the Iranians to embarrass Carter so that Reagan…

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

What a time to be alive.

This is only considered wild by some, but I will go to my fucking grave arguing that there DEFINITELY IS such a thing as a clutch baseball player. There’s just an insufficient sample size to prove it.

More like 1988-1994 but point is made.