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Well THANK GOD. After the failure of the AVC commentariat to bring peace to the region over the past two weeks, I was wondering when entertainment media would bring out the BIG GUNS.

The one you’re replying to is a regular conservo-troll around these sites.  He’s the the one that posted that wall of excrement porn on the last Jezebel story thread.

Fuck sake AV Club, does the constant directionless snark and eyerolling smirking not get exhausting? Could you not just outright say what you sincerely think about something without drowning every sentence in smug irony to the point where it’s impossible to tell what you’re actually trying to say about the subject?

The idea that if you’re a socialist living in a capitalist system you should for some reason refuse to make any money is one of the dumber one’s out there. Socialists don’t take an oath of poverty, you know.

What policy positions make AOC an “extremist”? I can’t wait for your no-doubt well-informed, carefully-considered response.

Where have YOU been? He’s already been Speaker TWICE! 

These people should all be in prison. 

I’ve never heard of the word “tankie” and wouldn’t take anyone seriously who would use it, just as I don’t with people who wine about “woke.”

Yeah, you’re not being honest about your own position. You’re not “only” concerned about this bizarre hypothetical children-being-forced-to-watch-sex-acts story, which is born from the fevered imagination of dirty-minded bigots. You just find it to be an enticing attack vector against the queers and against anyone who

The Human Maga-pede

Two weeks. You’re not going to believe what they found.

This dumb motherfucker picked a fight with one of the most litigious companies in the world, with a bottomless pit of money to fund their legal efforts, and now he thinks he can call for a truce? Disney’s in this for the long haul. They have no reason to stop until a future Florida governor and legislature repeals

“I am asking everyone to please give me my privacy so I can heal [from pinkeye] and mend my heart.”

Salsa should be made in San Antonio.

You used to put effort into these stupid comments. Now they’re just limp. Flaccid even.

Sorry, I know it was an oversimplification, but I know it was a lot tighter than just “losing by a point”. I was jsut trying to say it wasn’t some massive failure as the MAGA crowd is trying to portray, and was actually a ridiculously close game.

Why the hell would he even post a comment like that with no context to begin with?  If ‘black Twitter’ is dragging her for this, they need to find better shit to do with their time.

Mind some else’s business? Did she read his diary or something? He wrote a public tweet that millions of people read. People are going to interpret that in different ways. It’s one of the dangers of tweeting.

I’m really not a fan of influencer culture.

Probably because he’s already written the press release claiming that he won, that he overturned the entire Democrat philosophy, and should be made President for Life. And his supporters will lap it up without listening to the debate.