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Kotaku is Islamophobic
kotakuisislamophobic

Keep sucking on those chemtrails...

I’m not usually one to listen to video game soundtracks, but something about how faithfully these uploads recreate the experience of hearing them for the first time while playing the games has totally won me over. I assume he recorded these directly from the console the games were originally released on.

I’m glad they are - that means I can play them without buying a new console (unless all hell breaks loose and Nintendo releases them on Android/Steam). I just hope you can play them on the normal 3DS and not only on the New 3DS.

Man I always smile when I see these japanese most wanted charts sicne they have much more in common with my personal taste then western ones.

In general I strongly prefer more liberal localizations over strict translations. But cutting out an entire conversation (between the assassins) just for the sake of a joke? That’s either lazy or misguided. It makes me sad.

All aboard the Jagen H’Ghar hate train!

I mean sure it’s possible he cheated but I would think if somebody was going to cheat they wouldn’t do weeks of several failed attempts just to make it believable. If so then it’s a noteworthy achievement in its own right just for pure sticktoitiveness.

Because if Jaqen H’Gar can’t do it, obviously it is just impossible and anyone who does is cheating.

A man has many names....

You’re an ass, And the games nowhere near superhuman levels of difficulty for a no hit run. its more in the realm of monumental time and effort.

If he were actually cheating it would take way less than the several dozen tries he did to finally complete it. Every enemy in Dark Souls can be defeated without getting hit, it’s simply a matter of stringing all of those successful fights into an entire game. Definitely hard, but not “literally superhuman.”

According to his name, no one. Technically.

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

Are we accusing you of being a moron? No, but we’re all thinking it.

who are you

You definitely are accusing him of cheating. Why is it not feasible? After hundreds of hours of practicing?

Yes! It is all a conspiracy. He just played for countless of hours just to fail to make people believe in his authenticity and then he just cheated his way through. =)

This title brought to you from the land of “Look at us, we’re so PC we broke through the ceiling and came out on the other side and now have to insult other groups!”