Reminds me of the time I tried to hook Jalopnik up with some exploding car awesomeness with my brothers EOD shop, but Ballaban decided it was more important to have a kid and Orlove never bothered following up with me after Ballaban said he told him to handle it. 

Yes, you could develop a flat spot on your tire from overusing this on whats basically sandpaper. Im sure there will be a disclaimer about that in the manual if there isnt one when you enable the feature.

Did you ever try putting tires on it that werent complete ass?

No wonder the marina doesnt want to deal with it anymore. It keeps changing hands to a bunch of rich people who have no fucking idea what theyre doing with it then unload it as soon as they find out a boat that size is an insane amount of work and they have no idea how to actually handle it. 

This is like when I was a kid and convinced my parents to sign up for real internet instead of AOL in 1994 because I “couldnt do my homework on AOL”. I swear, malls, those shoe cleaner brushes are for safety and you should buy them. 

Id wager that theyre just doing the same damned thing Dominos does for their “Brooklyn Style”, but bigger. Dominos just takes a medium dough and stretches it out to large size, Papa Johns is just gonna take a large dough and stretch it out to extra large size.

Its all well and good to have differing opinions, it adds spice to the world. But so help me god if you ever replace bench seats with buckets in an old wagon you will be deservedly hung, drawn, and quartered for treason. 

Obviously an elevator platform that folds out of the back where the peasants ladder is would be the right answer. 

I doubt front bench seats in a car like that are “safe”, so offering them from the factory isnt too likely. Someone should make aftermarket bench seats for them. 

Back seats of a HMMWV are unbeatable for the hell they put you through even when youre not in combat. Not only are they cramped as all hell, but every surface is designed to stab a different part of your body. The suspension is designed to throw you into every stabby part of the interior as much as possible. If its…

The important thing isnt whether or not you can drive stick. What really matters is that Canada is a much better home for anything living or inanimate than texas is, and you should be happy for your Mazda.

Well, Im not young, and Im not a domestic fanboy. Places like CR and JD Power and such that rate car reliability all suck at it because they look at them very short term and then conjure a rating out of thin air. Trusting a small sample size no matter the subject is a fools errand. 

Theres a couple categories missing:
1. Something that is never, ever maintained. It breaks down on a semi regular basis whether or not its maintained, but is still somehow the most reliable car in the world, even though it isnt, but it was 20-40 years ago so that still counts for some reason and people will buy it…

One of my friends plays this while at work, using Steamlink to play it on his cell phone. What he can actually do with that is very limited, and he literally just spends entire days chopping down hundreds of thousands of trees, no chatting or interacting with other players or engaging in any combat. Hes behaving…

Its like what an Audi TT should be. 

Given that the rear “hips” are about 70 feet wider than the interior hatch space, is there a panel you can open to access all that storage space, and how many kinder eggs can I fit inside of it while driving across international borders?

I really dont know why anyone puts any stock in anything CR says. Id wager my life savings on Lincoln getting such a bad score because old people buy them and dont know how to use Sync. 

You know, if you hook up a dash cam to some vr goggles and mirror the image, you could feel like youre driving on the wrong side of the road again while actually driving on the right side. 

Thats not so bad, though theyre far from a well off band so I have no doubt she will feel that fine. More of a risk of getting dropped by venues though.

Apparently theres some legal issues or something stemming from the incident possibly beyond the NASCAR ban so the bands statement on twitter makes sense in that regard. And theyve followed it up with multiple tweets highlighting her awesomeness so it sounds like they do have her back. Considering it was announced two…