This whole update was plucked straight from the GTA RP community. Pretty cool when a game company recognizes the symbiotic relationship that happens when the game companies dont shut down modders.

Godwins law died when the cheeto fuckstick proved all those people that were getting called nazis on the internet over the past couple decades actually were nazis. 

Its certainly not gonna be for long haul camper towing like Ford has been depicting in their ads, but considering it came out that Fords estimated range was accounting for a 1000 lb load being in the bed, Im hopeful itll do better than is expected. Might do fine hauling a boat to a lake thats not too far away,…

The cybertruck isnt for anyone who uses a truck for work. It isnt for anyone who drives a lifted coal rolling shitbox. It isnt for anyone who needs a truck within a limited budget to do the occasional home depot trip. It is for you delusional Teslastans who think it will make your micropenis bigger.

Power generator capabilities, spacious frunk that the grille didnt obstruct so custom tool chests with drawers could be installed, usable bed preferably with an 8 ft option (damnit Ford), and cheap as possible commercial model were the ones I listed as must haves. Cybertruck is nothing but a completely out of touch…

A couple years ago Elon asked on twitter what features people would want in the cybertruck. As a tradesman I listed off a bunch of things that would make the truck sell at an insane rate and completely destroy the big 3s commercial light duty market. Fast forward to the cybertruck announcement, and he did the exact…

3 grand is pretty cheap for the 2 tons of depleted uranium those things are built out of. 

Out of curiosity of what its actually worth, I did a bit of math:
At .08 cents per oz of cheap shit Maruchan, thats ~$25k of ramen.
At .60 cents of bougie Shin Ramyun Black, thats ~$192k of ramen.

Seems like a decent, but not ideal, candidate to spend 8 years doing an AWD Celica drivetrain swap on.

Its amazing how much better Hyundai is at making an edgy looking car without turning it into a complete shitbox of fuckery than Honda and BMW are. This is definitely something that is either up your alley or not, instead of something like the Civic R or M3 that should have you involuntarily committed to a psychiatric…

Really, what Ford did that for, is so when people start crashing their Mach Es, the modular battery systems are much easier to pluck out and stick in a restomod. 

These werent good cars when they were new, the certainly didnt turn into good cars a decade later when every high school kid in the country had one (In shop class, we learned to weld by making exhaust splitters, and gave my friends Cavalier 24 exhaust tips. And a 2x4 spoiler. And saw blade hubcaps.) And theyre not…

Good but not spectacular car, with a $10k markup for a manual transmission? No thanks

Dealers do this all the time if an order wont be able to be fulfilled before the model year changeover. Wouldnt surprise me at all if Toyota isnt guaranteeing fulfilment in a timely manner right now, and a dealership would opt out of having to put up with irate customers when the car doesnt show up any time soon.

Ive done a hell of a lot of really long road trips in a lot of different vehicles, and the sharfkin antennas annoy the everloving fuck out of me. Especially driving through the south. Finding a good non country radio station is hard enough as it is, but having to do it twice as often because of a dinky antenna is…

https://fastestlaps.com/tracks/buttonwillow-configuration-13  Heres some times for that configuration of Buttonwillow. 1:57 is pretty fast but theres definitely a lot more that can be wrung out of that thing. 

You risk losing your architecture license if the NCARB finds out you buy something that isnt Swedish. Work your way up the Volvo chain starting with a nicely equipped XC60 or V60, step up to the 90 series when youre nearing 40, and then start to save for a Koenigsegg purchase when youre in your 50s.

It has back “seats” which are great if you have any friends with no legs. Otherwise, its FWD, weighs 500 lbs more, has a lazier engine with a 2000 rpm lower redline, has a 4 speed auto, and isnt anywhere near the same league for handling. That does make it better for a high school kid for sure. Other than that its…

Its no Miata. But it is a great car for a kid to look cool in. 

Well, Musk certainly looks in this video like a guy running a car company, a rocket company, and a brand new dad.