Is the fact you compared it to an older Mini rather than a FiST all I need to know about how it compares to my beloved flea on crack? Or was that just due to the supercharged nature of the engine? 

The Ford dealer I worked at was pretty good for ordering. Place the deposit, sign the paperwork, wait for your car. If price goes down before your car gets there, you get the new price. If price goes up before you get your car, you keep the price you signed for. Worked out well for me when I ordered my FiST, because…

Is the guy even in this thread to be thanked, or are you just fellating yourself with your patriotism?

My friend Mary lost both of her arms in Iraq, and then came home and lost both of her tits, and she drives a Range Rover Sport that’s out of warranty, so I’m pretty sure this guy needs to sack up and drive a Viper.

Lol, the one time Philly police tried to do their jobs through this whole thing, and they get aggresive with a black guy peacefully standing there who happens to be a player. Good job!

I wonder if Andrea ever gets frustrated that her job is essentially polishing the automotive worlds absolute ugliest turds.

This right here is why Minnesotans have a beef with you Eagles fans. None of you stand up and say “yeah, this shit is over the line and unacceptable.” Instead it’s always “It wasn’t that bad,” “Youre all just soft,” “nobody was arrested so nothing bad actually happened, and every other team is worse because you all…

Because theres a ton of shit to do there. The rides are small, but they dont suck. Theres an aquarium with tunnels so you can watch sharks swim around you. Theres a big liquor store that has all the booze in tapped barrels on shelves and you can sample to your hearts content. Theres a multi level go kart track.…

False. You can still see through even limo tint depending on the lighting and how close you are. Only a real trunk can safely store the bodies and/or soon to be bodies.

The new Continental is alright I guess, plenty comfortable and all that jazz. It’s just missing that dominating sense of opulence of the old Continentals. This thing has it in spades. Imagine this, lowered, and turned into a sedan with a trunk that can hold at least 14 dead bodies. Now THATS a Continental.

Yeah, theyre quite loud, but relative to other planes, theyre really not. Relative to other planes, Tu-95 really is. Being up in the mountains in Afghaniland does strange things to loud noises too. Sometimes you hear something that seems way closer than it is, other times you dont hear it til its on top of you.

You missed the point too. GAU-8 makes noise once A-10 is onsite and has lined up a firing run. Its actually pretty hard to hear before it gets there. Once its there, people tend to run. If it made a bajillionty decibels and you could hear it even just 30 seconds sooner than you could hear an A-10, thats 30 seconds of…

Ive heard that plenty of times in real life. Theres just a time or two where Idve preferred that I stopped getting shot at as soon as the plane was within 20 miles.

I hope eventual A-10 replacements use contra-rotating turboprops. Its cool that A-10s are quiet and all, but that roar would have bad guys shitting their pants as soon as a CAS bird got on site.

A bus ticket, because camry buyers don’t deserve automotive freedom. And also Tom should be investigated by a congressional committee for suggesting the monstrosity he did.

Yaaaassss guuuuuuuurl

That is my exact reaction after in the teaser thread I pointed out that the hatch seam matched, but didnt think Ford was daft enough to do this. Just... huh.

Air does have an asshole you can shove things into. It’s called Louisiana.

Throw in the AWD system from the RS (Lincoln already does this with their “drivers packages”), a manual transmission, better suspension, better seats, and a more aggressive tune, and it would be a pretty good car. That would kick the price up quite a bit though, and probably have it batting out of its league.

Badge is in a really weird spot for it to be a Fusion. Seam kinda lines up, but it looks like the bumper is sticking out immediately below the trunk lid, which Fusion does not. Doesnt match at all with the back of Ecosport or Escape.