Ew, you associate with Greg Ledet?

I had a lot of debate with myself over whether Id get one of these or the Fiesta ST. I really like the ecoboost premium, and I absolutely love the way the Mustang looks in Guard with the brown interior. It was a surprisingly practical seeming car, the trunk is great, and the back seat sucks but is actually kinda…

Well I finally went and sat in a 15 F-150. The 150s interior has always been a bit less utilitarian and cheap feeling than the superdutys interior. If the godawful interior of the new 150 is anything to go by, I can't say I'd want to sit in one of these.

When I was in basic training, my drill sergeants were amazed by my shooting skills. Initially it was because when they were telling us to shoot center mass at a silhouette target at 150 yards with iron sights, I instead shot a perfect smiley face onto the target's head. Once we moved to the pop-up targets, they were…

That's exactly what it was, and people not getting it is why they changed it

That being said, other than the massaging seats, the E500 drove me nuts because of the damn pedals being the worst design ever. I cant drive that car with shoes on because my foot hits the bottom of the dash right above the gas pedal.

Ive done the MN-FL trip in a lot of vehicles, from being tortured in a 96 Grand Cherokee with no AC in August, to an entirely different kind of torture in a Passat TDI that only had to stop for gas once, but when I did the trip in an 05 E500, my god. It was heaven.

I love massaging seats. I may only be 30, but 8 years in the army beat the shit out of my body. I regularly drive cross country, mostly from MN to Florida, and massaging seats combined with heating and cooling do so much to make the trip more bearable and keep me from getting sore.

Back when I was deployed in Afghanistan, my Afghan hookups could get me either a case of Heineken, a bottle of Johnny Walker Red, or a bottle of Stoli for 40 bucks. I spent many an evening relaxing out in front of my hut pounding Heinekens and smoking a joint while laying in my hammock and having political and…

I love how that front end says "Im better than you, get out of my damn way you plebe"

I loved the Peugeot bit. Its nice to know that everyone in America who drives toyotas because theyre grounded to the ground is killed off by car fires in England.

If I were one of those clowns that just won the lottery, sure, I could buy a couple Ferraris and McLarens and such, and garage them and care for them and occasionally take them to track days. But which do you think would be more fun? A P1 or a 20 car garage full of hellcats and raptors you could beat the everloving…

You've fallen prey to their propaganda. It doesn't have to be that way. Ford sells millions of boring F-150s to justify the Raptor, millions of Focii and Fiestas to justify the STs and RS, millions of V6 rental Mustangs to justify the GT350R, and 5-6 Flexs to justify the Flex Ecoboost. Toyota sells one fun car,…

Well thats not at all a fair fight. How about a Tacoma vs a Geo Metro?

My brothers 07 and 09 tacomas were pieces of shit. My 92 F-150 had 410k miles and needed nothing but a clutch and an alternator. High miles trucks are not exclusive to Toyota. I do love the old tacomas, but the newer ones are underpowered shitboxes that don't get any better mileage than a full-size truck with…

Bahahaha, you bought a Dakota.

I dont use apostrophes on the internet. Doing my part to not clog the series of tubes. Good job not knowing how to argue, though!

I owned an 87 Supra turbo with a washered wastegate and a broomstick shoved through the cat. Toyota earned their reputation, I dont dispute that. Theyve been sitting on their ass touting their reputation for over a decade without making anything that backs it up. Sure, the FRS is good, but that is only half theirs.

Im not surprised Tacoma sales are better. People dont buy Toyotas because theyre better than anything they compete against, they buy Toyotas because theyre too stupid to cross shop. Theyre the kind of people who think "grounded to the ground" is an acceptable statement.

I WANT MY MANUAL DIESEL TRAILHAWK DAMNIT