STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, DAMNIT.

Man, you totally flushed away all your street cred by crying about it.

You assholes, I've been watching carmax for months waiting for an s600 under 20 grand. If you inspire someone to snatch it out from under me I'll have no choice but to kick Doug DeMuros ass and have birds shit all over his Ferrari

There are shittons of well off Murikans who want loaded trucks and don't give a damn about price because it makes their penis bigger. They'll take the first lot of platinums and lariats. Once the initial wave passes, they'll go right back to selling for 5-10k under sticker. Fully loaded lariats, platinums, and…

If the Renegade were available in America with the diesel, Id be all over it. Instead, not a snowballs chance in hell.

He wanted to throw it in Zygis window but from his angle it didn't look as wide open as it was, so he panicked and skipped over Spielmans and Zimmers offices and checked it down to the ticket booth

Yeah, looks like thats the case. But still, come on man.

Protip: when photographing your car, move it away from the puddles of fluid its been leaking.

Family vehicle? Pfft, I just want one to tune it to 400 hp, throw a mattress in the back, and make some sexytime under all the windows in the roof while using the freezer/outlet combo to make margaritas.

Thats great, now gimme a Magnum Hellcat damnit!

This is by far the most 90s car in America. There are two reasons for this; first, after the squared off boxy and jagged 80s, cars went round. This is the ultimate in 90s roundness. Second, during a time when the biggest problems the country had was that our president got a blow job and everyone was being too…

Trade embargo started in 1960 after we tried to extort the communist regime to keep paying a pittance for sugar and they took the slightly better deal from the Soviets instead. The missile crisis wasnt until 1962. During those two years we had repeatedly attempted to assassinate Castro, launched the failed Bay of…

I have an 04 S60 AWD, and anyone who sits in the back is not someone I am going to be sleeping with, so I dont give a crap. If they dare to open their mouth while in the car, I will hit them in the back of the head with the fold down headrests. TAKE THAT, YOU WHOREBAG SISTER IN LAW

Because Texas

If their #1 goal was to profit, they wouldn't have opened their patents.

That depends on how "Amurrrrrican" you are. If your'e a decent human being, it has got to be Tesla. If your'e Texan, Hennessy GT.

Im glad she got better

Because only the kind of idiots that are dumb enough to think that its a cool car buy them.

Looks like an Explorer, and theyve made an attempt to address the fact that the current one is a pillbox you cant see out of.