Goddamnit I want a diesel trailhawk. DIESEL. If I lived anywhere near NY, Id be at the auto show picketing the damn thing.

Power and towing capability of the 6.2 with the efficiency of the 5.0. But really, its the fact that it makes as much torque at 1700 rpms as the 5.0 does peak torque at 4400ish rpms. Customers feel that on the test drives, and they love it.

Oh and if hes at all interested in using the second row for people that have legs, Ford Flex.

Massive people love Fiestas. High roofline, narrow center console. Id think a Honda Fit would be pretty good as well, but Ive never been in one. New Beetles (not "new" Beetles) work dimensionally, but sweet mother of god the electrical gremlins in that era of VWs drives me insane.

There are many people in Ukraine who are still loyal to Yanukovych, and they think that they can organize enough to encourage Russia to intervene and make him president again. These people are driving around with Soviet flags on their cars as a show to ask for their country to be invaded. I do not feel sorry that…

How about some sausage gravy poutine? Potatoes have nutrients and stuff, right?

So the plane took off, someone hijacked it, flew it to China, China dismantles the aircraft, photoshops picture of floating debris, and sends ships to "find" it. The picture is getting clearer, I just dont know if the Chinese are working with the aliens yet.

Yeah, the back seat doesnt have much room and the trunk is tiny. I had a 95 J30t, which had a gussied up suspension and HICAS 4 wheel steering. The engine felt awesome at the time, and I love the way it handled and rode. Itd be really easy to get a lot of power out of that thing but I got rid of it because the HICAS…

Ive had a Neon ACR and a J30. I think both of them are incredibly well kept secrets, way better than anyone would expect them to be.

Had the same problem with GT500s at my dealership. Ford kept giving them to us, so they get locked on the show floor. Extremely limited show floor space meant we had 3 GT500s sitting there, and had to remove the Fiesta and Taurus. It takes forever to move them because we have to sit there and wait for someone who…

Well arent you a special little cuntbag. You must never exceed the speed limit.

You know whats not fun? Doing that in a chinook, in Afghanistan, sitting in the back shoulder to shoulder with dozens of other guys and a couple blindfolded detainees who have never been in a helicopter before, for almost 6 hours. The highlight of the flight was when the guy sitting next to a detainee, whos job it…

Drinking the dealership koolaid there much? Thats a fight the big motor companies want no part of, they already lost it.

Car dealerships barely make money on the cars they sell. They make money by raping you for service. Musk has been very adamant about wanting to stop that cycle with Tesla, not just because it is a bunch of bs, but because its entirely unfeasible for Tesla to do that. They dont have the opportunity to have customers…

Thats exactly how most of Wisconsin reacted when they traded away Brett Favre.

Please, tell me more

That would add weight

To be fair, the ambition that berthed this car was a whole lot of contempt with a bunch of guido-istic "F YOU" mixed in. Whoever was responsible for it was ballsy as hell.

I dont know the exact ones, but he told me he got Queen, Boston, Elton John, and ABBA. Only the best would do.

Theres a lot of history beyond just options that make the 79 Collectors Series special. Every automaker with the exception of Lincoln had stopped making the land yachts in 77-78 due to CAFE standards. FMC held out for as long as they could by drastically reducing the number of them they made and jacking the price…