Ford already did the restomod on the Wagoneer. Heck, they even threw a glass roof, twin turbo v-6, and a fridge/freezer in it.

4500 lbs officially, but thats for both the NA 3.5 and the Ecoboost, even though the ecoboost has another ~90 lb/ft of torque and a stiffer suspension. And if you still need more storage space, the roof racks are compatible with the vista roof

I just started working sales at a Ford dealership this month, and Id never been in a Flex before. Even the base models are nice, but the ecoboost blew me away. It breaks my heart every time someone comes in looking for an Explorer but refuses to even look at a Flex. Every single time Ive gotten someone to drive it…

Welcome to purgatory

Oops. I didnt bother submitting a Ford Flex Limited w/ Ecoboost, vista roof, heated/cooled seats, refrigerator/freezer in the 2nd row console, power outlets all over the place, and 3rd row seats that flip backwards for tailgating, because I figured it was too obviously the best choice and everyone else wouldve…

A Ford Ranger or Mazda B series regular cab 4 cyl manual transmission rwd. Theyre relatively safe, slow, no room for extra people to distract the driver, plenty of room for whatever stuff needs to be hauled.

OMG ITS RICKY RUBIO

I want a damned MR2 with the toyobaru boxer in back and an ~80 hp KERS motor up front for less than 35k.

I cant honestly say Id want to add anyone to make it 4, or subtract one of them for a replacement, but when it is time for them to go Chris Harris needs to be there to pick up where they left off.

There is a big touch screen right there in the center console...

Marrakesh Brown X1

CX-5 is a great little SUV, and I was originally pushing them in that direction, but once they upped their price range from "absolutely no more than 30" to "eh, 35ish", X1  instantly became the way to go.  My dad hasnt had a car, or anything he actually enjoyed driving since his '72 Pontiac Le Mans.  Seeing this X1…

Just talked my parents into getting one of these a couple weeks ago.  Midnight Blue Metallic xdrive28i.  Really does drive well, beats the pants off of the loaded Escape or CX-5 they were looking at.  Its almost the ideal car here for driving in BFE Minnesota where you need the ground clearance to make it through…

Glass bottomed dance floor my ass, when Im rich Im getting one of these with a glass bottomed swimming pool.

He probably has a lot of wives that arent allowed to ride in the front, and Islam obligates you to treat them all exactly equal.