The whole thing, but that song in particular absolutely nailed the Burt Bacharach sound. So good!

I loved how super excited they all were about that and during the whole creative process.

- ♪ I'm the stairs, I'm the stairs. Am I the only one who…. [tentatively] …Tears? ♪
- Cares?
- [triumphantly] ♪Cares ♪

Indeed.

My favorite job ever was translating a bunch of 16th- and 17th-century maps (including at least one by Mercator, if memory serves) for some guy's book. They were mostly of Scandinavia and were filled with all sorts of hilarious ethnographic material about how weird Scandinavians are and also a lot of stuff about fish.…

***My cousin's husband quit his job and is making $78 per hour poping from home. He just bought a new Alfa Romeo.***

Jonah Abramowitz became the first elected freelance pope and was beloved for doing most of his poping from home.

I think we could all use one today.

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He's really scary. Same-sex marriage and the Affordable Care Act are "the very definition of tyranny"??? It's alarming that he thinks civil rights and poor people getting to go to the doctor is tyrannical. But the PATRIOT act preserves freedom? Holy fuck.

This show is just so good.

Well, except when people raise it as a serious political issue. Then Ted Cruz hates rape:

I'd like to hear the NRA types (including all the current Republican presidential hopefuls) respond to cases of police brutality against unarmed black men the same way they respond to other gun violence:

I predict Marco Rubio will come out with a statement about how unarmed black men "look forward" to getting murdered because it's so lucrative.

Crooked will primarily concern itself with the overturned convictions produced by a now-busted detective, whose various illegally arrested felons are released back into the world at a rate of one a week by the Giant Vending Machine of Justice. A new task force, led by a “mysterious outsider,” is then set up to…

Almost Squamous(-cell carcinoma)

Elijah Wood?

It's spelt Myfanwy, but it's pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove."

Casting Director: You know, Ben Kingsley did an accent in Gandhi, and he won the Oscar for it, so…

As I have said repeatedly, my point is that we tend to underestimate the amount of discrimination that women and minorities face and that we find it comforting to believe that all the discrimination and harassment is done by MRA bogeymen so that we don't have to confront how endemic the problem is. I didn't say that…