I don't think anyone objects to rape being a storyline.

If I complain that the live-stream is slow, will Tom Brady assure me that it's just because it was cold outside?

Pro tip: choose something easier to say than "residuals."

Basically, James beat Hollywood to the punch by rebooting her own franchise.

Believe me, I know.

ALDS 1995. Edgar Martinez hits grand slam to break 6-6 tie against Yankees if memory serves. I believe I shed a tear.

It's mostly just because they're the Mariners.

Where's The Rescuers?

My legacy lives on!

'80s arcade games in the Pacific Northwest? While they're at it, can they track down the Centipede machine in Seattle, WA, on which I briefly had the high score?

Kids are then given "missions"…

2 Cube 2D

A movie that promises an "intimate knowledge of the architecture of Sony’s servers"?

Can we talk about getting "phrasing" back into the mix?

In other news: Sweden officially appoints Death its tourism ambassador.

I can't speak to the collective. I was just trying to parody the racist objections of people like Limbaugh to Idris Elba's proposed casting and their subsequent weak, transparent attempts to disclaim racism by invoking "the canon."

My idea about what James Bond should look like is not conditioned by fact!

James Bond is not Scottish!

James Bond is not balding!!

"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel."