Not to take away from the probability at work here but Smyrna, TN is home to a Nissan plant that has been operating since 1983. Old Nissans probably smash into each other in these parts all the time.

My plants ghosted me a long time ago...

Red circle means it’s 100% true, no exceptions!

Life is Good!

It’s blood libel, quite frankly...

Don’t forget the strawberry cream cheese!

See you at the Honker Burger, Doug!  *honk honk*

damn...that’s good kinja!

After all these years I thought you hated it here!  Maybe this trip will change your mind.

If chins can have chins, why can’t moons have moons?

Damnit...even my lawn is racist!

But would it be enough?

I like to put my avocado in the Instapot with a little Ketchup and Nutella. Make sure you use the saute function first and don’t remove the skin or pits or else you’ll lose all the flavor. Garnish with fresh mint and capers.

Let’s do it (in Print Shop Deluxe)!

To fulfill my dreams of owning becoming a Polestar?

Consider this thread a judgement free zone.

As a current Subaru owner I can tell you that we’ve all moved on from La Croix and are now drinking Spindrift, with our dogs and roof mounted action sports equipment.

Precious Kinja +1