You can’t WOO everyone!

“Berniebros” have officially reached critical mass, next we’ll see a ‘Trump’ed out Prius.

and hard to clean...

Send him this...

Sue the Ferrari dealership?

I’m liking BMW’s new naming conventions: //M428i//M//M

Rudy is a woman?

Does this mean you get equal pay for today?

Glad to see NASCAR getting back to its roots!

Definitely looks like an X-Trail mated with a Forester...

Bumper gills?

I hate those lotion guys at the mall too...

Aliyah-oop

He’s taking those goys to shul!

It’s amazing how far the Fusion has come...love me some EcoBoost.

Needs a performance version...

Pine nuts? Are you some sort of sadist?

Can we just stop putting “i” in front of everything?

well...heeeellloooooooooo