Great read, thank you!

Or a Ford Fusion...

Can’t link to Jezza’s “Worst Car in the World Video” while I’m at work but Lexus SC430 reviews are all pretty scathing...

Sweet Lambo!

I can just hear the pilot coming over the intercom like “Uhhh...Ladies and Gentleman please fasten your seatbealts...uhhhh...the V-Tech just kicked in yo!”

I can’t wait to see one lowered and stanced!

Could be pushing it with the price range, but what about a Macan Turbo? For adultish performance enthusiasts, this is what our future looks like. Room to baby/haul, ground clearance, luxury features and of course...turbo(s). Resale value would be pretty good, I imagine.

I grew up a pretty big STP fan but “Lady Picture Show” might be one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard.

Dude is up close and personal to the greatest catch in NFL history but can’t be bothered to actually witness it...

Step 1: Bake a pumpkin pie.

Turn signal still optional...

Some of these bad boys, perhaps?

Needs more Landau top!

Good point, I will eventually get a project but for now my DD needs to be reliable and under warranty - I can admire all the clean and tasteful mods on other Subies and enjoy my factory bits and rims on my ride...

Sweet ride!