kortall
Kortall
kortall

DDOS is the weapon of script-kiddie edgelords.

So this is now going to be a spaceballs fan game, right?

I think we already know the answer to the question. No. It won’t live up to the hype. How could it?

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

Investors are confused!

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

The adventures of Florida Man continues!

“Florida Man feeds pet alligator pizza. Florida Man drives car into McDonald’s for a burger. Florida Man robs liquor store with chicken leg.”

WTB Gold pokeballs for 100 gold. WTB Magic Stardust +100 for 10,000 GOLD PM ME FOR INFO.

Could we just stop giving these fools attention please?

I would really love for this to become an actual game or even a film.

Does that look like a towel to anyone else?

No one in this story got shot, eaten by an alligator, or busted for methamphetamine distribution, so I fail to see how this is the quintessential Florida story.

“No one is impressed by your dumb choreographed videos, OK Go.”

This is just ridiculous.... I mean it’s a game for fuck’s sake and i love games as much as the next guy/gal, but really? Are these really adult people? How do they even function in society is probably the bigger question.

Oh, sweetie.