kormanandrew
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kormanandrew

Prosecute swatters as attempted murder.

Make mine black. And the only thing I'll bolt onto it is the Roush suspension kit. And maybe a new exhaust. And a supercharger.

I can't keep up with the car dashes.

Hope they Charge Bruce. For speeding, wrongful death with a vehicle and aggressive driving. Just because you have the Pap behind you does not give you the right to try and speed away.

Looks like insensitive and unfunny statements survived the crash. :(

Did TMZ report how many of the paps are on their bankroll?

He can't drive ... he really is a woman.

Oh yeah, there are a ton of them out there. The trick is finding one that's optioned the way you want it. For me, it has to have the updated instrument panel with the screen, track package for the LSD, and ideally, the nicer seats. If only there were a used-car factory I could order it from...

Did you, like, not look at the pictures?

Aye

The 2014 was 5 years since the mid-cycle refresh, and that was on a design that was 5 years old already. I know that Mustangs have had longer product cycles than most other vehicles, but after a decade, it was getting a bit long in the tooth.

MY TURBINES ARE FULL OF MAGIC!

make a bee line straight for congress! I hear they have a pot of gold to fund us!

But the 4th, 5th, and 6th flights are probably going to be mostly shit.

Chew it, Punchy!

He's also working on a Tie Fighter *squeals like a schoolgirl*

The dealership still managed to sign him up for a 72-month deal on an Envoy with rustproofing.

OK sir you got the job

Oh big deal. Every episode of me buying buying a car endsy like this except for the naked part.