Last I checked DC was in the Mid-Atlantic/NE region. Snow isn't out of the question during winter. What makes drivers there act like a Floridian experiencing a Buffalo blizzard? Year after year DC gets paralyzed when they get a bit of little frozen water particles.

This looks like the blood vessels in my head during my commute this morning...

I fucking hate my team right now.

Maybe they should redesign the logo to break the schneid. Worked for the Ducks.

"Who's got it better than us?!"
"That kid who's internship includes medical!"

Seems like a great career move for Harbaugh until he asks a room full of college kids "Who got it better than us??!!" and they reply "serfs."

I think Rex will have success at some point. That's if you don't consider his run with the Jets successful already, because Lord knows he hasn't had any talent the past 2 years.

As a human who has traveled with United a handful of times, this actually seems much more humane than, say, forcing the dog to speak with a desk agent.

This is an outrage! I'm totally call....Excuse me. (stepping over homeless guy) How dare they keep an animal outside for 30 minutes! I'm never flying United again!

Brutal (ly honest) write up Duke.

"Not every kid given a car is an unappreciative a-hole"

Funny you should ask.

Step one: Make sure no one is in the seat, particularly if you're window honing a sword.

Obviously.

Don't know about you, but I need to feel 707 horses being sent to obliterate rear tires before I die:

Let me rephrase....

No, Steve, what you're feeling is normal, and healthy. You've now got a box-shaped vehicle with about 5-10x the power it had from the factory. Some swelling of the genitals is to be expected.

Is it bad my first thought was "Oh, this episode is gonna be good"?

Not to self: Argentinians can't take a joke