I wanna see the SNL spoof of Republican Car Karaoke.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.

It’s because of the Virgin Mary. I’m not being sarcastic. It’s the only Christian faith (except Anglicans, I think (?)) where instead of talking to Jesus or God, who can both be pretty judgmental and scary (see Old Testament, Last Judgment) you can send your prayers to a lady who’s literally never anything but nice…

You know? Fuck no-fly lists. They’re pretty useless. I want to see the firearms equivalent of SIP laws. Nearly every state has laws in place to make bartenders culpable if they serve to intoxicated persons. They may not be well enforced, but they’re there and legal precedent.

A historical drama can never be TOO raunchy! Def will watch because that shit is so much better than porn to me and I don’t even care who knows it.

Brief useful bit of additional information, this is WELs. They’re the extreme right of Lutheranism (i.e., I grew up thinking Missouri Synod, the “normal” right, were liberal). They also have issues with women being in any sort of authority over men. This is hearsay, but after I left I learned there was an ongoing…

I’m going to just repost what I said yesterday over on Gawker’s article. I’ve highlighted the part that any anti-vaxxer reading this should pay close attention to.

He's hoping on the Christian attitude of turning the other cheque.

My opinion on Caitlin Jenner is Kyle from South Park’s: I don’t like her. I didn’t like her when she was presenting as Bruce, I don’t like her now that she’s out as Caitlin, and I also don’t think she’s that good of a person. I’m judging her on her character, not her gender identity. She comes off as a completely…

If you don’t like him or his movies why not write an article about something you do like? Fans aren’t going to care and those that hate him aren’t going to see it anyway. Either you like him or you don’t.

I can already hear them say it’s god’s will and comparing microcephaly to Down syndrome. In fact I think I saw a comment like that in Gizmodo the other day.

Beets are an abomination. My hatred of beets and cabbage makes my very Polish family think that my second generation immigrant ass was switched at birth.

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

Thanks to 1975 gym class, this will always be The Hustle:

i went to catholic school

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

100% yes.

Ohhhhhhhhhhkay. So, I can totally get behind careful consideration of the ethics of the food and products we consume. I am all about this. But I am not a vegetarian, and I am not a vegetarian, in part, because of ethical concerns. 1) Our entire food system is fucked up. A lot of human labor is involved in the…

I don’t know. But how anyone could read his article and not recognize him for the racist pos he is is beyond me. Here he is talking about a family of nail salon workers: