Seriously, I don’t understand it. We have CBC on in our office kitchen and yesterday they were playing beach soccer from the games. I didn’t even know that was a sport!

Ladies beer in Poland, where they add raspberry syrup to it for ya. Really the only way you’re getting me to drink beer. Pass the hard sprits this way friend.

My dad puts salt on salad! SALAD! Dude, think of your poor heart!

Hence why I had some major eye roll happening. You craft your wedding all you want, but don't be expecting your random FB friends to be supporting that. I'm there for the links to cat videos yo.

I mean, they’re kinda cute and all (I mean, they are just jars), but really, they look at their best when full of dill pickles or strawberry jam. That’s my opinion.

No they don’t. My friend who was married last year had mason jar centerpieces holding tealights, and mason jars holding wildflowers along the aisle. At her bachelorette party she was lamenting the fact that she hadn’t managed to gather enough mason jars yet, so I gave her the 12-pack I had in my trunk that I had just…

Damn those look good! Have you ever had pickled cheese curds? It’s extra salty squeakiness!

Hell, I think a lot of us have relatives who are still alive who seem to be veering into the wrong side of history territory (thinking of my rabid Republican great-aunt). The past is the past, and sometimes you find out that you had some really cool ancestors who did amazing things, and other times, they were potato…

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Not picky, but for me it’s always a backpack. Usually also reasonably priced from Mountain Equipment Co-Op and with the hip straps/ cross chest straps. My favourite is the one I took to Ireland with me when I was 17. It had nice padding on the back so you could comfortably prop against it on buses and airport lounges,…

I’m 28 and still a virgin and I’m heartened to read this but also disheartened by a lot of the 23=old comments. Is there a point where one is too old; where it becomes a joke à la “40-year-old Virgin”? If you’ve past the point where everyone else claims they were old when they had their first time, what does that say?

Never check out passenger shaming on instagram if that grosses you out. It’s all inappropriate feet, all the time!

Not to mention they may even delay when they want to have sex because they have all of the facts and can be more conscious of the possible repercussions. Ignorance means that they are being solely ruled by the hormones coursing through their body. At least if they have some facts in their head, it may give them pause…

Catholic HS was surprisingly liberal in regards to sex ed. I actually learned about the cycle of arousal! Learning about menstruation happened way too late though (as in 3 years too late for me).

Someone on my FB linked to this article in the Star (not my usual reading material) pointing out all the BS that these parents are spouting and how none of it is actually true. God forbid we get our youth to be more accepting of the various orientations/gender ID’s out there. I 100% support Ontario joining the 21st…

What is with bananas being in every single smoothie option? I cannot fathom it. There are so many other fruits out there! I’m also allergic to avocado, but I dislike bananas, so I feel your pain. I haven’t eaten a banana in something like 10 years, so maybe I had a mild allergy all along.

I hope not, but I wouldn’t necessarily put it past the Ottawa Police Service. :( Also if he was going to Algonquin for Police Prep, I wonder how he ever went to the College Square Loblaws, which has the biggest kosher section in town!

Oh no! I am guilty of giving people homemade art/crafts, made with an extra dose of love. I make people cross stitches to commemorate the date, so who knows if they actually like it. I’ve never seen people open my wedding gifts. Hopefully the crisp cash I put in with the card will soften the blow of my crappy crafts.

Is this a thing now? Regulating what people provide to their children for lunch (beyond nut bans due to allergies)? Since when are you not allowed to have a dessert with your lunch?

I’m going to assume that it’s thrown in there because they have an outright ban on peanut butter due to allergies. It’s not that PB is unhealthy, but as a general reminder. This note is full of some other wacky stuff, like the potatoes needing a bread accompaniment.