jfc, he is an insufferable embarrassment.

See I heard the opposite about Bill Murray. That he was cool, but Chevy Chase was an absolute dick to him.

My mom texted me about this photo and was SHOCKED when I told her that Trumpers think it’s evidence of his strength. All she could reply was “Whaaat”

No he is not, he is a Big Boy, and he does NOT need a nap and he does NOT want a nap and YOU CAN’T MAKE HIM TAKE A NAP!

I’m confused about the Reese Witherspoon post? Am I missing something?

Or how this person is homeless specifically because gentrifying transplants like this asshole took their housing.

It’s almost like he’s from a culture who has a disdain for the homeless being in sight or camping in the woods or loitering near a store or eating in our restaurants or being a constant reminder of how we’ve failed the most vulnerable in our society! Huh!

In NYC??

Once again an MP fucks over regular soldiers. What a dick.

America is fine with a permanent underclass; it’s just when they ask to be treated with dignity that the “problem” comes in.

I stand with the restaurants. Both as a veteran, and as a chef. Enjoy your unseasoned prison food. (I’m not lying. It’s the same quality product being shipped in. You wouldn’t believe how many times I nearly threw the recipe cards out the window before just seasoning the shit, myself.)

Yeah, but those guys will get sick of Papa Johns pretty quick.

Watch how quickly this gets twisted into restaurants aren’t supporting the troops or some shit like that.

Agreed. Sounds like it was just 1 a-hole on the base, but hopefully he gets hit with a bunch socks filled with soap tonight.

I was hoping this would be the response. If you want to be assholes to the delivery people, don’t get access to the delivery service.

Pssst...that actually is not a good training tip. Dogs don’t learn well that way at all. That outdated method confuses them.

My current sleeping arrangement!

Haha yes they can be sneaky! I did take care of my boyfriends dog for a year. It was a mini Aussie and already trained, but yeah, if I turned my back, she could snatch some food in an instant! My mom has said that it has to be a smaller dog, which my dad begrudgingly agreed with, but he’s come to terms with it.

I adopted a kitty on Monday!

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