Let the 76th Hunger Games begin!

Classic!

So it's like a trojan horse for cancer! So cool!

Of all the things on the internet that should make me feel like an oldie, I never truly felt like a geezer until I saw "Historic Films" watermarked on a NIN clip.

I wonder if the virus would still spread if you click "view" in Gmail.

Couldn't one find a way to install Cydia after the backdoor is open?

This could possibly be the ultimate jailbreaking tool...?

Man when my friend told me that his MyTouch 3G was still running Eclair, it felt like Tiny Tim was asking me for more porridge. It really pulled at my heartstrings.

Well, it IS The Stoner Channel, after all.

How about working towards changing the law so that adults can legally purchase and responsibly use a natural plant that has been a part of billions of peoples' lives since before Jesus Christ? Then just put it in the trunk with the rest of your groceries.

I wonder what happens when you go over your bandwidth. If they just toggle you and let you keep using the internet at slow speeds, this would be probably the most awesome idea in data service in a long time.

Well, I walked into the Apple store on launch day, excited as hell to check out, and maybe buy, the new iPad. The display is gorgeous, it is almost completely lag-free, and as the president of my school's computer science club it would have been downright appropriate to have owned it from day 1.

For EVO alone...?

There are tons of flash-enabled browsers for the iPhone and iPad! I downloaded Skyfire because I thought it'd be so awesome to have the "whole internet" on my phone, but it turns out I rarely use it (maybe once or twice a year, if even that much).

Mr. Tarantola, my sincerest sympathies go out to you for inevitably having to answer "Why is this on Gizmodo?" or "Don't you know that the Canadian guy who grows your weed in California is killing Mexicans!?" because of your new assignment.

Gotta give props to my boy Kauve for showing me the Ride of the Century video the other night! Before I saw this, I never would have believed anybody if they told me that watching a bunch of bikers would be one of the most ultimate stoner videos!

Aw man you haven't really worked out until you've worked out stoned! Slower, steadier reps and the laser-focused mindset of being hazy makes for some really efficient time at the gym.

Some more great stoner viewing:

As ye olde Skrillex once said:

Man I thought I was cool being the senior tech anchor and fashion reporter for my school's student newscast. I wonder if I can talk them into putting ME on the weed beat.