Trust no one...especially game developers.

Take note, US. Oh wait...

Actually, you’re incorrect as the definition of masturbation is:

So he really does insist on that god-awful hat

Generalizing much?

WTF is going on with calling it All Takes Matter when the title is Speak for Yourself? I know you guys are a bunch of c’s, but I get legitimately confused.

Great opening line: “It is the present year.” Heady stuff...

What constitutes a “mass shooting”?

Can’t wait until Bill Simmons tells us what he believes in tonight...

What’s with the hat? Seriously.

Has Microsoft updated the Member’s Only jacket? That would be sick.

I just came here to make sure no one was knocking those Clarks...

Congratulations, Jia, on becoming the ombudsperson of the bloviators. You are as full of shit as they.

Agreed. Just because it fits in the bag doesn’t make it necessary.

This looks tremendously useless. Must be a slow news day.

What does the feature image have to do with this story?

I love you

I wholeheartedly agree with your opinion.

You create more opportunities for marginalized people by removing the inequalities and disparities that don’t allow them to succeed. Most of these are socioeconomic and should be the focus. This love of surface doesn’t get to the root cause of it all — systematic oppression since Reconstruction.

Please don’t speak for white people