Mouth cancer. That way his ability to speak goes first. We all win.

“orchestrated hit...” they’re really pulling out all the stops to incite the dramatic Goodfellas, Sopranos, Godfather outlaw fantasies of the trump base (as well as with trump himself). 

Trump probably loves it. Takes me back to his pre-election comments about him being able to shoot someone in the street and still be supported. He likely thinks this is fantastic - that his nominee is a rapist and will be easily approved anyway. What can’t Trump do!?

“These aren’t the facts you’re looking for.”

Only a raging sociopath would WANT to jump into this snake pit. Anybody with even a shred of decency, or hell, self preservation, would back all the way up to the ocean, then grow gills and keep going.

His demeanor during the hearing has enraged people even more. But either way, he’s accused by multiple women of sexual assault and sexual misconduct. There is lots of evidence that at the very least, he drank a lot in high school and college and was belligerent and viewed women as sex objects. But even if all that was…

Barney Gumble probably would be a better Justice, and while I haven’t seen the show in a while, I don’t recall him ever doing anything that would compare to the things Kavanaugh is accused of or how he behaves now.

oh right, i forgot objective reality is so 1999.

Hell. He should go to hell. Since he's Catholic, it's even the really bad one.

Well, if there’s one thing conservatives are good at, it’s projection.

They aren’t relevant because they don’t fit his narrative of what he wants the country to see.

Why should he? He will earn more money he can spend, and get the advantage to push his Backwards Thinkging trough and onto everyone (especially Women). And President Doofus will get him enough things to do for his agenda. And all the pain he has to endure is this week.

It’s the bit of “A spokesperson for Senator Chuck Grassley told NBC News that ‘the texts from Ms. Berchem do not appear relevant or contradictory to Judge Kavanaugh’s testimony.’” that gets me. HOW NOT, CHUCK?

Also, and I realize this is a minor point given his judicial philosophy, temperament, temperance (or lack thereof), approach to consent and constant almost Trump-like lying about things great and small but.......ol’ Bart apparently drinks his beer with ice. 

Who the fuck gets into a fight at a reggae show?

“The texts from Ms. Berchem do not appear relevant or contradictory to Judge Kavanaugh’s testimony.”