I get what you are saying, it just seems like Putin would be too disgusted to be associated with some so comically inept that his corruption can be seen by anyone with a brain. There are republicans who are just as corrupt, but smart enough to mostly get away with it that Putin could have chosen to support. Although I…

I actually don’t eat dairy anymore but yogurt is legit the only thing I truly miss and that none of the non-dairy substitutes are any good.

I forgot about Yoplait whips. There was a chocolate raspberry one omg so good. 

This is nonsense. A microwave is also a convenience appliance, but the food that comes out of it is generally...not great. Before we had a microwave my mom used to boil and steam all our vegetables and food on the stove. I don’t know why I need be eating microwaved vegetables on nights when I shave no time when…

The instant pot is literally the only useful gift my mother in law has ever given me. Once she gave me Spanx, for frame of reference.

Um, listen.

That is somehow ten times funnier than I could have imagined. The way he just crumples to the ground. It even looks like the facial expression changes. I want a gif of this, but the sound adds so much to it as well. The dull thud, the guy in the crowd yelling “ooohhhh,” the PA guy drolling on about pancakes being 10…

AND YET, people have “Trump 2020" signs. Ugh.

Law enforcement always.

the wettest weve ever seen from the standpoint of water.............

“Water is really wet.” Goddamn, we live in the dumbest timeline...

Jesus Fucking Christ what an absolute MORON. I know this isn’t new information but it still astounds me daily that THAT senile idiot is actually the President. Fuck.

With only some of the games announced and no word on the build quality ... Gonna wait for reviews, no use for a preorder.

With only some of the games announced and no word on the build quality ... Gonna wait for reviews, no use for a…

I just realized I kept saying “Also” but I’m going to keep it because ALSO this isn’t a term-paper. :)

Kosh *is* kind of a dick. Can confirm.

Do you want me to have diarrhea Kate? Because this is how you get diarrhea.

Seriously.  Someone needs to sit down with the rest of the owners and teach them how to play Settlers of Catan.  You don’t trade sheep for wheat with the person who has 8 points showing and a 2:1 wheat port.