Just for a little perspective on how severe this is...

And it has been not even a year...

What a moran

David Clarke should be put in a jail run by David Clarke, and left to die by multiple murderer David Clarke.

He shaves his arm pits, it makes him aerodynamic when he fights.

Who doesn’t?

Fun fact(?): The original take had them both smoking a cigarette and giving each other satisfied looks. The respect look was edited in when they realised that it was probably a bad move to have cigarettes on characters kids would totally try to emulate.

It’s by no means the worst part of the movie, but I died inside when the t-Rex and velociraptor gave each other a “respect” look after the indominus rex was taken down.

The screenplay had been floating around Hollywood since the late ‘90s, which would have been the peak of the “high concept” era. Mix whimsical, indie-ish elements with a suspense plot, add a hot-button social issue, and voila — instant, timely movie with massive crossover appeal! I can easily see this thing on the…

Clint is the one masterminding the Howard Empire.

All these Dune references have allowed me to see through time.

“Shut the fuck up Rush!”

Here’s my favorite, episode 18 Beware The Gray Ghost. It was the beginning of Adam West’s renaissance.

Ever read the Sandman Slim series by Richard Kadrey? The hero owns a video store in L.A. that carries movies from parallel universes. At one point, one of his customers rents a double feature of Jodorowsky’s Dune and Lynch’s Return of the Jedi.

Even Safety Not Guaranteed was fun but not great or anything.

Safety Not Guaranteed was probably only good because it was based on a meme before memes were things:

A RAPTOR JUMPS ON THE BACK OF A T-REX AS THEY FIGHT TOGETHER AGAINST A BIGGER BADDER DINOSAUR!