IT’S NOT HIS JOB. IT’S NOT ABOUT HIM. WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO PROCESS?

“What’s the worst that could happen?” —Rhode Island

I prefer “FOR UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS ONLY” but yeah.

No, his intentions are to make this all about Curt Schilling. And his rank incompetence is basically making this completely worthless no matter what. Any liquids in that shitshow of a packing job are going to be all over everything else in that shitshow of a packing job. If he had quietly (or, fuck it, even loudly)…

I loved Clea Duvall in Showtime’s “Carnival” series. Actually, I loved that whole series. It was a slow burn. Too bad Nick Stahl got strung out on drugs.

Exactly. It’s so frustrating. It’s like they pretend to defend the spirit of Star Wars and then ignore everything Yoda taught in the Empire Strikes Back because they are a bunch of misogynist gutter nerds.

Oh, for sure! I just meant in the most basic parts of their personalities and not situationally - the things people seem to love Luke for they hate Rey for and I’m like... Do we even want to start on how not-good (imho) of a protagonist Anakin was? And yet REY is the one y’all call a Mary Sue? Oooooooooookay.

Bingo. This is why Schilling is a fucking moron despite trying to do the right thing. At some point, someone, somewhere is going to have to deal with this. And that is going to take time and effort.

The first thing I would’ve done is searched Google maps for the nearest U-Haul, whereupon I would’ve discovered that there’s literally one off the next exit (415 N Mt Juliet Rd, Mt Juliet, TN 37122; that’s how bored I am) But admittedly, I’m not a supergenius like Curt Schilling.

“ I was bringing you your money, but I’m broke down on 95, in Attleboro “

The cracked axle is probably just ketchup.

Wow, 2 rolls of Brawny and some single-ply toilet paper. Someone tell FEMA they’re not needed.

He should wear a life jacket the whole way.

I heard Kid rock is riding his Go cart down to Houston to drop off a couple of six packs and some beef jerky.

How can I help that will also make me the story?

I think it’s a sincere effort...to get on Breitbart radio in Texas. I’d like to think even Curt Schilling isn’t stupid enough to think that that trailer, even loaded to the brim with whatever random supplies he’s got in it, could make a dent in what anybody in any town in south Texas needs. But I’m probably being very…

So, his publicity stunt hit a snag huh? Why is he soliciting donations when he still owes the state of Rhode Island millions of dollars that he stole from them?

^^^ And there it is. She was kickass and I know we’re getting into ANH retread territory here but is she really that much different from Luke? People adore Luke. He was brave and daring and yet still emotional as fuck, why are people bagging on Rey for being much the same? Come on.

I love all of the new characters. Fiercely. So I’m not really the person to talk to about this.