I once drank a jolt cola too.

So, “The accumulated filth of all their memes and cucks, snowflakes and ‘I’ll shoot you’s will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians of and for this administration will look up and shout “Save us!”... and Donnie’ll whisper “no.”?

One would imagine it’s the smell what’ll get you. And this must be why I languish in the greys.

I hear his stomach is just a bit South of Vienna these days as well, hya-cha-cha.

“You can buy Melania salami in Slovenia.”

Tobaritch! is the best vodka out there, and 19 for 1.5L.  There doesn't even need to be any other vodka.  

It looks like a big bottle full of Midori sours. I want to drink it.

Trump hates animals, won’t go near them unless for a photo-op->Trump brand animal merch.

This guy was on TV? With an... Well everything made for... Radio isn’t right either so let’s say herd of evil manatees?

In fairness he is setting precedent to wipe the slate clean after his own presidency. In the unlikely event we get someone even remotely savvy they should be able to get rid of anyone of trump’s spawn while making a small proceedural change; say if you are caught lying about financial entanglements or “forgetting”…

Not just one.

What’s with the Venus of Willendorf featuring fairly prominently in frame? That... I’d say good trolling but I don’t credit Roseanne with the necessary awareness.

Alot of these letter writers seem to be on amphetamines, which would present a third option.

“I was there, it was really more of a friendly pat, less a grab or slap.”

In these troubled times you apparently need an “/s”.

I really could have done without something as cool as archaeology reminding me that everything turns to poop.  

You're Michael Cohen?

George Soros, a Russian propagandist, and two incels walk into a bar...

I think you mean “..." and ”XFL Championship”. 

Yes, you’re a bottom of the barrel libertarian with no grasp on logic who sees a need to inject filler into internet shit posting as though it were a college essay. Everyone reading your comments already knew that, you responded to nothing I said, and my response was ordered as best I could in your limp effort to…