Celebrating love and loyalty is wrong if P->B.

I'll take it the extra step and say this is the kind of ghoul who would rather they go to an illegal clinic to die so he won't have to pay hush money to clean it up/risk an NDA breach.  This ghoul and all it's peers.

I mean, in my life I’ve consumed alcohol underage, taken furniture from to my room, had intercourse, and gotten into a fist-fight in dorm study lounges all while the sun was out and never been hassled by campus security for it.

Undoubtedly he meant the fiefdom of Trump Tower that time he reported his undocumented maid after Melania accused her of eyeing the flatware, as he is too craven to fire anyone to their face unless on a scripted “reality” TV show.

Tighten those syllables just a bit and we’ll call it a haiku.

He should make Alex Jones and Hannity watch, they started out fighting some kind of a wolfman and spikey turtle monster but they just kind of disappear. Were they crisis actors? Did they hide in the Clinton Foundation’s Pansexual Kenny Roger’s Roasters Sex Dungeon/Set Orgy Dais?  What happened to the spikey turtle…

The FBI relies on local law enforcement to provide inroads to gangs through cataloguing, investigation and arrests. But obviously in order to make America great again state and local law enforcement must vigilantly police dangerous barbeques, lemonade stands, sidewalk sitters and wall leaners, so one really must…

The year was 1991. A documentary of ICE helping genetically enhanced ninja soldiers fight gang violence in a club by providing rhythmic singing and skipping as motivation. The events happened in real time.

Depending on how far further he seeks/is able to pervert the mission of law enforcement he may actually technically be correct here if you replace "radical left Dems" with "people who have eyes to see and a functioning self-preservation instinct."

He apparently wants us to be actively complicit in NK, too. I’m as surprised to hear that some of Splinter’s writers are such believers in both trickle down economics and offering unprecedentedly public support/fawning over murderous dictators as they are shocked that liberals might not want to upset the apple cart…

So you and Jack roundtabled the discussion and came up with, “let’s call this summit a good thing”, despite there being no reason to label it such and give Trump the feather in his cap which is all he wanted. That’s Splinter’s position, that this political theatre is somehow okay and good because “other countries have…

Megalodon, actually. And BF1 did have a zombie Easter egg as well. So, yeah...

Trusting EA with a pre-order is your solution? Yikes...

Why wouldn’t you want differently timed Parry animations in loot boxes? Jeez. You’ll probably be mad about the .3% chance to roll a functioning poise in their ultra-shogun mega tensus for $7.99 too won’t you? Artists spent time and effort to color in those suneate you’re getting in between, sir!

Your solution is to not just capitulate to dictators but loudly and proudly enable them, ultimately calling that diplomacy?

I disagree completely that most Americans believe we are wholly benevolent in our international relations.

Seriously?

Trump would kill for an excuse to get out of being part of the UN. Literally.

I saw a documentary that said if we spray it with psychomagnatheric ectoplasm it will respond to human emotion and start to ambulate. Given the venomous, contrary to foundational values and idiotic anti-immigrant sentiment seeping from our pores and Lady Liberty being born in France, she’d probably just leave on her…

He’s wearing a Cardinals shirt, maybe he was talking division rival 3rd baseman Colin Moran and his family.